Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

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blunts and chill

Often used when one does not have Netflix, but has bud in abundance. Used in the same way as Netflix and chill.

Girl: Hey wanna Netflix and chill?
Guy: I don't have Netflix right now, but I've got a lot of bud... How about blunts and chill?
Girl: Yessssssss