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hurricum

An ejaculation that has been held in so long that once sex occurs ,the intensity of the orgasm brings about a load so copious it will make her want to seek shelter.

"Omg, girl! I was with this dude last night, and it was a total Hurricum! I felt like I was drowning in jizz! I so needed a sex tarp!

by Cjd1981#C.Kent September 22, 2017

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sex tarp

A large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher...

Bro, I was with that bitch last night ,I fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that I had to sleep in a wet bed. Make sure you lay down a sex tarp!

by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 11, 2017

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The Everlasting Knobslobber

A woman with an oral fixation involving a man's penis, to a fault. Where in, your dick almost never leaves her mouth. She will suck it and suck it and suck it and will never tire...

"Last night my girlfriend gave me roadhead . After I finished, in her mouth, she sucked me dry till we got home; 3 hours later...She is totally The Everlasting Knobslobber!"

by Cjd1981#C.Kent September 1, 2017


squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017