Bi-winning

Not just winning; bi-winning. A higher form of winning concocted by Charlie Sheen's drug addled brain.

"Some say you are bipolar." -Interviewer

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?" -Charlie Sheen

Iowa

The state you live in because you were born there.

I live in Sioux City, Iowa.

Why? There are a lot of better places you could live.

I was born there.

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