pooter

Kentucky slang for computer.

The pooter is broken,it won't turn on.

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Prinnie

Shortened version of princess.

Shey called me prinnie after she got sick of my bitching.

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kilo

an axe scent
used in math means 1000
2.2 lbs of cocaine

1 kilogram is 1000 grams

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Earnhardt style

To drive head first into a wall.

Wow he just went Earnhardt style into that building!

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crunk juice

its a bevarage u drink to get crunk,
like alchhol!!

"pass me my crunk juice....imma bout to get CRUNK!!!!"

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k2

A two-step process in which one listens to a sufficient amount of k-pop, and then "follows it up" with a little masturbation while watching k-porn (alternately "korean" and "kiddie", depending on the mood).

I wish dan had finished that topology, but instead he felt like going home and pulling a k2.

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fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.

Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.

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