Ian

Ians are pretty cool guys who run on boba, selective participation and a little shrooms. Ians are awake late into the night and don't get up until about noon. They also might speed and text while driving, but they're good drivers so they get away with it. Ians are extra happy when they get to leave work early and are spoiled by everyone around them.

Ian always leaves work early and let's me do all the paperwork.

Ian, you want tacos don't you?

Ian is awesome!