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When a guy is in every woman pants he can get into keeping others guys at bay.
Paul was hoggin at the trough at work so bad no one had a chance of hooking up with any of the ladies especially the hot HR lady.
Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.
Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.
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When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.
Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.
The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.
Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!
When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.
Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.