lower merion high school

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.

I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

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Big Bass Drummer

one who drums on a big bass drum

Big Bass Drummer eats hot pockets using two hands.

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Weight fetish

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u

1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish

journeys

A shoe store that sells every shoe imaginable. The best shoe store in the mall.

I bought these k-swiss shoes from journeys.

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bongo

a brand of clothing or shoe.

my out fit is made by bongo.

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boobyhatch

a mental institution

hes seeing crazy pigs send him to the boobyhatch.

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buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.