faggot dick

A faggot's dick.

Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.

Based not solely on the fact that you are a faggot, but also on the assumption that you are a male and thus have a dick, one must conclude that you have a faggot dick.

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corn cougar

- noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively), -gar

1. The single most terrifying creature ever to exist.

2.Created in a Iowa State University laboratory, bio engineered to depopulate deer from corn fields, the corn cougar has been the cause of several children's death since being released into the wild.

3. A sexually active (50-63 year old) woman who stalks the rows in search of youthful field workers.

News anchor: We'll take you to Ottumwa, Iowa now, where a corn cougar carrying around the intestines of a 5-year-old Ottumwan girl was shot dead in a field this afternoon. We go to Tom for more. Tom?

Tom: This is no aroused housewife with a sweat fetish, folks. The beast of all beasts has struck again.

Gardangit, all this corn pluckin' makes me horny. You seen any corn cougars aroun' here, Chuck?

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