netflix and chill

*Girl* wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with junk food to eat, while cuddling with you hubby and watching Romcoms.
*Guys* fucking with Netflix playing in the background
fuck cuddling sexy lazy boner sweet

Janice: Hey babe, I've had such a ruff day today. Would you wanna come over to watch Netflix and chill?
Stephen: REALLY?? Alright!!
Janice: Why do you sound so excited? You hate watching romcoms with me.
Stephen: No babe, Netflix and chill means you want to fuck.
Janice: Oh hell no! You can go jack off you jack ass. I told you I had a ruff day and all you can think about is your boner!!
Stephen: ...Wait....what???

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