Josie

Josie is 100% vegan. She will always say ‘I’m not vegan’ even tho she is vegan as fuck. Josies are the type of people who will sneak into your house at 2am to take the haddock you just brought from Morrison’s and through it in the nearest lake to ‘free it’. Never trust Josies as tend to molest such things as vegan yoghurt and vegan-friendly-milk-free-milk. Josies go round in a big group milking almonds which is really against nature’s laws but Josies don’t count as anything made by nature really. If you see a josie, lock up your muller yoghurt.

Person 1: oh hey there’s a josie.
Person 2: quick mark, Hide the rotisserie chicken!

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