balls nigga nuts

Balls nigga nuts

Keith:balls nigga nuts
Henry:balls nigga nuts

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STEEN

When your in such an immaculate vibe that you can’t even describe it with a real word.

Joe Nathan: aye sned you steen??
Sned: yeah I’m STEEN

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Erectile Hyperfunction

When one's penis is constantly erect; The exact opposite of erectile disfunction.

Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?!
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg

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Cleft

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal

Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.

NiggaPenis

A legend that will live in the hearts of many for eternity

Carl: Remember NiggaPenis
Jimmy: *breaks down into tears and commits suicide*

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

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Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga