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The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.
*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"
The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.
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Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.
Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!
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n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off
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Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.
Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.
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Viagra, helping men deal with their woman's post baby body since 1998.
After not being sexually attracted to his woman after the baby, he feigned impotence and got a prescription for Viagra.
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A drug that gives you boners and is sold online
Viagra is the best
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