Leenis

As opposed to weenis, a leenis is the bit of skin just behind your knee.

Knight 1: Jesus Christ that was a close one.

Knight 2: Shit, yeah dude, that guy nearly sliced off your leenis

schlankry

a man most sexy and holy

1: hey man, did you see that sexy and muscular man back there?
2: yeah that was schlankry holy, sexiest of all creatures