fritz

to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime

A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"

A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?

"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"

A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"

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