RLS

(Restless Legs Syndrome) A fake disease; another name used to describe the feeling you get when the blood circulation to your fat legs is cut off from watching too much TV and eating too many pork rinds.

I just got back with my RLS medication so that I don't have to keep moving my legs when my circulation gets cut off.

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Microsheep

(n) 1. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product after being influenced by hype. 2. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product without first doing some research on the product they are about to buy.

1) My friend bought a suXbox 360 just to have downloadable content, but now that Microsheep is paying to use his own bandwidth to play games online and cannot watch high-definition movies.

2) Mostly everyone I know kept Windows XP but there are still a few Microsheep that insist on its dumbed-down incompatible version, Windows Vista, to be the best operating system.

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