Carlot

Carlot is a type of fungus. They infest your house and before you know it, they are coming round everyday, eating your pizzas and playing your marvel PlayStation games. They are usually obsessed with real life boys, esp that guy. They are extremely difficult to get rid of due to their persistent nature, but if you find the antidote which is Etan Chloe, they will soon run away in fear!

“Carlot is a fungus”

Bane

A very serious, smooth headed man. He is in love with his counter self- Eddie brock. He can be seen sucking his toes and plaiting his toe hair daily. If you find him- be sure to start doing the whip nae nae or he will kill you.

“Bane.”

Andrew Curtis

A really fit, hot, sexy and goofy man. His scrumptious giggles make your insides bubble with joy and his secretive side just makes him so much more seductive. You would sometimes find yourself at 3:33am watching his TikTok’s on repeat as he snorting laughter enters your ears. His TikTok’s are like an addiction and if you’re not careful, you too will be snorting away and become an AndyCurtis

“I love Andrew Curtis”
“Andy Curtis is so goofy”
*giggle snort*

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

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Naomi

Naomi is fun to be around, she normally will eat your snacks at break time and help you with your history work. she has an obsession with some MEN but don’t be alarmed because some men give her the ick!! She has a love for writing shart on books and also loves to fart really loud on camera. She gets scared by five nights and Freddie’s and also by her job. Overall she’s a pretty fun person to hang out with so don’t be scared of a Naomi walking towards you because the worst thing she is would do is fart or queef.

Naomi is walking towards you, better wear a mask Incase you get a whiff

Cletus Kasady

He is god. He is always watching and if you are reading this, you better join the CFC (Cletus fan club) Cletus Kasady is a serial killer but he loves his fans and so if you are there for him, He will be there for you. Cletus is a world wonder and the biggest shipper of Eddie brock and Bane! Cletus loves all of his fellow CFC fans esp sir Rob and would love for you to give your all to him!!!

“Cletus Kasady is bae”