Light Switch

Flick the bitches eyes when you're recieving head; turning off her lights and cumming on her eyes, gluing them shut.

Guy 1: I flicked a light switch on your mother last night.
Guy 2: Thats why she couldn't see this morning.

8👍 22👎

diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

13👍 7👎

Titanic

When a women is riding your cock and makes an extreme amount of vagineral fluids; resembling the flooding of the Titanic.

This bitch was fucking the fuck out of me when she started to fucking Titanic all over my grandmas fucking bed. It was fucking crazy!FUCK!

10👍 71👎