Kortnie

Kortnie, ahh, one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet! So sweet, kind, loving and overall awesome! She is a super spunky girl who’s really funny but can be sassy when she needs to be. If you get the chance to meet her bound to be friends, she’s one of the friendliest people you’ll ever meet! Kortnie is also just dazzling!! With big beautiful shining eyes and long flowing shiny hair. She’s so gentle and sweet but don’t be mean to her she’s been through more than you would think. You’ll also be lucky to love kortnie and have her love in return yes she is loving but it’s hard for her to love. So if you love her and have her love in return then your lucky so don’t break her heart.

Dang now that’s kortnie right there
I love kortnie so much
Ugh she’s so nice

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backstalking

The act of resurfacing old, embarassing, teen angst selfies, pictures, and statuses of people on Facebook by commenting on their timeline content from years before. The act of backstalking pulls old content to the newsfeed for enjoyment in the present. The best way to formulate a backstalk comment is to sarcastically act as if the status is from the present when clearly it is not and mimic the tone of the status or picture.

Backstalking:
*Status from 2009*: ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHOOOOOOONNNNNN
Comment in the present: hey is rockathon going on?

*Status from 2008*: Jst got my permit omgg!
Comment in the present: Can you give me a ride to Rockathon?

*Status from 2009*: Some ppl jst need to grow up... u kno who u r. Goin to bed now, txxt.
Comment in present: omg u ok? txting now

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