Kit-Bon

An individual with an alter-ego that lives in New Zealand, California. They will randomly ship you with any guy within 5 kilometres of your radius and proceed to irritate you with their existence. Although they may be an absolute annoyance, Kit-Bons are very supportive if you tell them the truth about your crushes. Kit-Bons also ship "Sonrise" which is a ship that never existed in the first place, however, because of their delusions they like to believe in such nonsense.

In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.

Girl 1: "OMG I just saw a Kit-Bon in the hallway!"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"