Trocadero

The Trocadero in London is a massive Entertainment centre, with arcades, bowling, cinema etc. It is completely populated by rude boy filth.

90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...

Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!

I walked into the Trocadero with a shotgun and came out dragging 5 rude boys by their shirts.

I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.

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kk

A word used online by total fags who can't seem to spell "ok" correctly. People who say "kk" also say words like:

dat
den
der
dis
dey
lolz

Boy: I'm going to stab you and kill your family.

Girl: kk

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Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.

Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*

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Black Pearl

cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)

Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .

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ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

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Vocal Trance

The best form of music ever. A Fusion of beautiful trance, with angelic vocals.

Better than all that Black R'n'B crap the majority of the world listens to.

Vocal Trance is looked down upon by some people, but they cannot appreciate true, awesome music, and would rather listen to that stupid Black shit that every other moron listens to.

Also notice how people who listen to Vocal Trance type correctly, unlike the ones "hu typ lyk diz lolz"

Point: Proven

I was listening Aylin - Viva The Love, and was taken into a total dream world. Then some fag told me his gay Twista and Usher music was better, so I smashed him in the face and walked off.

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rawr

1) To roar like some sort of weird dinosaur.

2) A sound a Zombie makes.

1) RAWR!!!!!!!! *dives off bridge*

2)

Man: "Hey guys, I just owned 58 zombies!"
Man 2: "Yeah.. with what?"
Man: "well, obviously with..."
Zombie: "RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! *bites head off*"
Man 2: "Rawr this motherfucker, *pumps 690 shotgun bullets in zombies face*"

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