Sean Paul

Possibly one of the worst artists ever. Sounds like a total fool when he sings, and everyone who likes him has the IQ of about 6.

Listen to some real music dickheads, like Vocal Trance

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52

It means heart, aka love. 52 is the shape of a heart ...

I 52 you April.
I 52 this x'mas.

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Lets D-D-R

The famous saying on DDR Extreme before you play a song, after you have put your credit in.

*puts Credit in*
Announcer: LET'S D-D-R!!!
"ok" *presses continue*

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Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.

Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*

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gmail

the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*

Owns every other e-mail service.

When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.

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w3c

Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.

They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.

Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.

W3C have saved my life.

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fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

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