Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

foaming at the gash

Arousal in a female

"One look me in this shirt and she'll be foaming at the gash"

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cunty bumpkin

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

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bovine tit-piss

Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss

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