Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

bovine tit-piss

Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss

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cunty bumpkin

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

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foaming at the gash

Arousal in a female

"One look me in this shirt and she'll be foaming at the gash"

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