Lucy

A all round intriguing and amazing girl who has some great looks and personality, it’s a shame she has giant fucking hands as this blocks any form of social or intimate interaction .
A awesome sense of style but this has ultimately led to her to be the Guinness world record holder for the largest trouser collection.
Pretty as hell (not to be confused with lucifer) and lives a relatively smooth sailing life . The only thing that could make her life better is

a) a cup of tea from a teacher
b) hooch
c) living a lot closer to a gay autistic boy who’s Muslim and the son of a doctor.

Hey Lucy can you teach me how to dougie?