Pavao

A dude who'll stay up until 6:00 AM watching anime while his friends fake fuck on his carpet. He'll be oblivous to the whole thing because he'll be stuck into his anime. Generally a nice dude but kinda awkward around people of colour.

Friend1: Hey let's fake fuck

Friend2: Good Idea!

Friend1&2: *Moans*

Pavao: ...

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Ebony Girl: Hello

Pavao: HAHAHAHA

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Cock Strain

The mild pain felt after masturbating many times in one day.

Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)

*Start Call*

John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?

John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.

John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?

John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.

*End Call*

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Ash

A fake name that edgy gender-fluid Tumblr people use if they don't want a gender defining name such as "Angela" or "Aaron," if they were some trashy 63 gender supportive trash they would then proceed to announce on snapchat that they wish to be called "Ash" and eventually, everybody will adopt that name.

Idiot: I'm changing my name to Ash

Person: Normie.

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