Serena Williams

The only reason Americans watch tennis.

Man1: Hey
Man2: Hey
Man1: Whatcha watching?
Man2: Wimbledon.

Man1: You mean that tennis shit? Aw man... Serena Williams got a phat ass

Man2: Yeah, I know. She's playing later on against some Russian chick.

Man1: Guess I'm watching it then..

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Yoga Pants

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"

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Basic bitch

A girl who...

- own an IPhone/SAMSUNG
- has every existing social media account

- goes on and on (an ON) about how much she likes pizza
- claims that she is the most ugliest human being in the worlds

-CONSTANTLY dreams about marrying RYAN GOSLING or some other stupid male celeb

-Bragging about how many alcohol she drink on the weekend
-Goes on food is so good. But can't cook for shit.
-Half face selfies (smh.)
-wearing Jordans
-"over hashtag"
- "OMG LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR!!" (annother attempt to show some booty)
- Twerking
-Most of them are Skinny

G: hashtag selfie
B: Basic Bitch smh.

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