When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit
Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay
A entity with a rather larger than average clitoris. Usually more than half an inch.
Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.