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1: The ultimate American nobody. Has an office job, drives a Toyota Corolla, lives in the suburbs, watches Family Guy, you know the drill.
2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
1: Have you met Joe? He tried to break a coffee record.
2: Who's Joe?
A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.
Why can't more people watch C-Span?
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Kremlin Occupied Government. You know the conspiracy theorists claiming about countries being taken over by secret Jewish rule called ZOGs (Zionist Occupied Government)? Well this is like that, but instead of Netanyahu, it's Putin.
Reporter: Emmanuel Macron has won the election in France, defeating Marie Le-Pen.
Viewer: Good to know that France has not become a KOG.
A subreddit dedicated to, obviously, global geopolitics. And by global, itâs more than North America, Europe, and East Asia.
I wanted to have a good fap, so I went to r/anime_titties, but now Iâm invested in the challenges against human rights in places I never heard of before.
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The new favorite snarl world of fascists for anything that goes against them. Once meant aware. Can include things such as minority rights (be it based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.), renewable energy, funding for education, & healthcare to name a few.
Supporting (insert policy the GOP hates) makes me woke? Then call me a chronic insomniac.