Smoking Tailpipe

The ability of a woman to fart, or have Flatulence, during the course of anal sex. Also a woman's way of ending anal sex as a result backing you off so to speak.

Dude, I was ripping her apart when she gave me a smoking tailpipe!

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Malibu tee-time

Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.

I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links

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