TAFT

Too Asexual For That

Leonardio Da Vinci was the OG member of TAFT.

Friend 1: You gon' smash that D*** TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: dude. WHAT? NO. TAFT. -proceeds to eating a meal4one consisting of frozen veggie patties and sugar packets-

Friend 1: Hey isn't that guy hot?
Friend 2: Yeah, super emotional and skinny, so hotttt.

Friend 1: Wait, aren't you TAFT?
Friend 2: You can appreciate when you're TAFT, you just don't want to do anything about it.

Friend 1: Can I join TAFT?
Friend 2: Sure! Do you like fornicating though?
Friend 1: Yes
Friend 2: Then no.

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