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1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.
2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truthâ¦this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
When a bully or a narker makes a statement about themselves to distract others from a fact or truth someone just said --- by the time the bully / narker is done speaking, everyone has forgotten what was previously discussed...much like extreme weather changes, it leaves people confused and can cause physical headaches and nausea.
Dammit! --- Martin did it again --- his distractoid about his role as a brand champion made us forget the topic at hand, and, strangely, everyone was a little nauseous after he spoke....the meeting was quickly adjourned.
A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.
I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...
A person who not only acts just like a Regina George (from the "Mean Girls" movie) but also keeps a 'burn book'.
oh my god! Colleen is a classic regina george! She's a back-stabbing bitch AND she has a 'burn book'!
After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.
I was a total pig at the arcade! --- After 8 beers, two meals, and a pint of ice cream, there was a definite gerdiness when I slept that night.
A person who habitually talks about themselves and never asks about the other person's life in conversations. This same individual could have other narcissistic tendencies that continually inflate their ego.
I just had dinner with a co-worker who bogarted the conversation for an entire two hours...she was a total narker!