hisself

Southern Colloquialism: Contraction of two separate words, him and self.

Ewald done got hisself pinned under tha tractor agin, Ma.

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snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

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mung rag

A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.

I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!

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