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snatchlasticity

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

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snatchlasticity

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

by Nutrimat March 30, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


snatchlasticity

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

by lawbot March 30, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


snatchlasticity

The elasticity of the vagina, especially after childbirth.

I had a C-section to preserve maxmimum snatchlasticity

by Ulatoh March 30, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


snatchlasticity

The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy

"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."

by The Crucial March 30, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen March 30, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


snatchlasticity

The elasticity or pliability of the vagina.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by theempty March 30, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž