Smith It

Smith It is a style of shaving for female genitalia. the process is pulling out the labia ,much like a barber would a leather strap for sharpening his razor, and proceed to shave the netherregion. It is one of the most disgusting ways a women can shave her snatch. Usually performed by nasty dirty birds.

Sally: I gotta shave my muffin but it takes to long.

Samantha: Just smith it!

Lane Up

To "Lane up" is to make a story seem more interesting than it actually is. Would include using your hand and fingers to draw more attention away from what one is actually saying.

Invented by David Lane, a douche and total tool.

I'm serious, if he "Lane Ups" another story about the UFC fight last night I am going to throat chop his bitch ass.

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Steak Taker

One who willingly accepts Tube Steak in ones anus or anal cavity. The said person in question is one of the homosexual preference. Often the more fairy of the two parties.

C'mon that guy is totally a steak taker.

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Fudge Packer

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

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Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

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Self Assassination

1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.

Guy 1: It tough to hear Jimmy committed suicide.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.

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Quiverhole

To process or action in which the Anus quivers whilst holding in a massive poo to prevent one from pooing in the drawers.

Bobby must have been holding in his crap for a long time becasue he came down with a case of quiverhole.

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