Random
Source Code

Dirty Bird

A nasty, grosse, just all around disgusting woman. Most commonly refered to as a skank. A dirty bird can be found in all types of setting: office, retail, high school, college, military (most have been found here). A dirty bird usually think she is not a dirty bird or skank and always laughs when someone calls her that. In all reality the people are not joking and really do think she is a nasty piece of shit.

Also if said woman is white and likes black men, then she is one of the biggest dirty birds of all time.

Smith: I saw this one goat giving it to another goat and it turned me on.
Others: You are a fucking dirty bird!
Smith: lol I love you guys:

Samith walks away.

Guy 1: Does she think we are joking?
Guy 2: Probably, but we totally aren't, shes a nasty skank.

by CoUnMe April 24, 2010


Smith It

Smith It is a style of shaving for female genitalia. the process is pulling out the labia ,much like a barber would a leather strap for sharpening his razor, and proceed to shave the netherregion. It is one of the most disgusting ways a women can shave her snatch. Usually performed by nasty dirty birds.

Sally: I gotta shave my muffin but it takes to long.

Samantha: Just smith it!

by CoUnMe April 22, 2010


Fudge Packer

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010


Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

by CoUnMe April 22, 2010


Steak Taker

One who willingly accepts Tube Steak in ones anus or anal cavity. The said person in question is one of the homosexual preference. Often the more fairy of the two parties.

C'mon that guy is totally a steak taker.

by CoUnMe April 24, 2010


Self Assassination

1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.

Guy 1: It tough to hear Jimmy committed suicide.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.

by CoUnMe April 22, 2010


Quiverhole

To process or action in which the Anus quivers whilst holding in a massive poo to prevent one from pooing in the drawers.

Bobby must have been holding in his crap for a long time becasue he came down with a case of quiverhole.

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010