Jack Frost

A variation on the classic Icy Mike but with a festive "twist". (1) deposit feces on celophane. Ideally, one would want a fairly firm log-shaped crap (2) add semenal fluid (liberally) to feces for somewhat of a marbled affect (3) wrap entire piece up (while maintaining or creating log shape) (4) freeze (5) use to fuck, when appropriate.

My girlfriend Julia loved the Icy Mike so much, that I decided to step it up a notch and surprise her with a Jack Frost for the holidays.

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