Flangemobile

noun.

1. (a) (familiar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport an all-female group, typically close friends (from flange, meaning vagina, combined with the suffix -mobile, as in batmobile). (b) (vulgar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport women whose contribution to society is primarily genital.

2. Any vehicle considered to resemble, coincidentally or intentionally, female genitalia; can also be applied to cars considered to be over-compensation for unsatisfactory female genitalia, similar to penis car.

3. (rare) A man who, in unenlightened times or societies, might be considered a stud, but in actuality is just a man-slut. Compare village bicycle

Sometimes spelled Phlangemobile.

1a. 'Are you, Mags, Jools and Georgie coming over for pre-drinking before we head onto the club?'

'No, Mags is getting in late from work, so we'll do our pre-drinking in the flangemobile and meet you there.'

1b. 'This looks like a nice place to stop for a picnic.'

'Don't stop! That's Andrea from Sociology's flangemobile parked over there! She's probably boning someone in the backseat as we speak!'

2. 'Yo, Winston, check out my new ride! Sweet wheels, huh?'

'Those aren't sweet wheels, Clement, that's a flangemobile.'

(alternative) 'To the Flangemobile!'

3. 'You totes will not believe who Teresa did the other night. She, like, got major wasted and spent the night with Millard!'

'You mean, Millard from Psychology? O.M.G. she's going to get Chlamydia, that guy is such a flangemobile.'

Poot

noun (colloquial)

1. a fart or shart when in polite company.

2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}

3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}

verb (colloquial)

1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}

2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}

3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}

noun:

1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'

'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'

2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.

3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'

'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'

verb:

1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'

'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'

2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'

'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'

3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'

'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'

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