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Willing to get off at ANY exit in order to stave off impending fecal incontinence.
"Pull into that Moo&Oink! I got the CTA Brown Line goin' on!!! I can't wait!"
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Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.
This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!
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A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.
"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."
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Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.
Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?
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Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.
I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.
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The resonating echos of a thunderous bowel movement; inevitably when one wishes to remain discreet, such as when one is in his new girlfriend's apartment, or a public facility, or what have you.
"I walked in the bathroom without knocking. It sounded like a craparia going on in there!" I thought she was so proper and polite, but she's fecking repulsive! I can't continue seeing her! Smelled like someone was gutting a pheasant!"
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