Deed

A universal exclamation or statement used with a multitude of inflections depending on content. Used mainly by southerners when one doesn’t have anything else better to say on the topic. Or at least nothing nice to say about it.

“Mary just died...”

in response “deed” (While thinking I never liked her anyway)

“Mary’s pregnant, again...”

in response “DEED!” (While thinking She needs to get them tubes tied!)

“Mary’s gettin hitched!”

In response “Deeeeed...” (while thinking Who the hell did she sucker into playing daddy to all them lil basterds she’s got runnin around?)

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Deed

Slang term for sex

Don't do the deed like WD did or you'll be done.

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Deed

some dank weed

wow we didnt just get any weed we got Deed bro

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Deed

N. Someone who is being a diva.

Dude.. that Makenzie is being such a deed I want to punch her in the tucus.

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Deed

A lesbian, esp. a lesbian that is not obviously a lesbian. Short form of "deed out", from the phonetic spelling of "d'ed out", short for "dyked out".

Dude, stop hitting on that chick - can't you tell she's a deed?

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Deed

Deed was once the act of sexual intercourse but now can describe any sexual encounters. In the past people would put it in a sentence as "doing the deed." But in the new age, deed replaces sex, handjobs, blowjobs, and anything else sexual.

I heard Cole got some deed from Mary last night.

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Deed

When someone who is under the age of 18 and happens to be incredibly annoying and ignorant to the world around him.

Have you seen Chris? He's such an annoying Deed"

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