Handvac

An object or tool of sorts used for self fellatio..

Dude 1: "I can't my girlfriend to go down on me."

Dude 2:"You need a handvac bro."

Dude 1:"What the hell for??"

Dude 2:"So you can suck your own dick! Haha"

Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."