"Dad I just woke up with white sticky pee in my pants."
"Son I have to have a talk about the diffrent kinds of pee."
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When you cum out a kidney stone
Person 1: "I accidently kame inside my girlfriend"
Person 2: "yeah and?"
Person 1: " I mean kame with a K."
Person 2: "lol shame faggot that bitch got a pussy pearl."
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