Bush

A plant that has a bushy appearance.

What did you expect? President Bush?

John: “Look it’s a bush”
Frank: “that’s the president dumbass”
John: “what’s the difference they’re both as dum”
Frank: “at least not as dumb as you”

Nixon

The surname of the 37th president of the United States.

For some reason the top definitions is or was some gay fucking love text about some guy who’s supposedly the nicest guy ever, hey I might be wrong, maybe he is the greatest guy, I should really meet him. Maybe we will become great friends and I’ll go out playing hockey with him.

Some of the other definitions are really huge breasts and sex moves and other random shit. Fuck, am I high?

Jeff: “who’s nixon?”
Ape: “Nixon is the nicest guy ever”
Jeff: “you convinced me”

Seggs

A shortcut for saying six eggs.
Commonly used as slang.

Kid: Mom I want to have seggs for breakfast!
Mom: Isn’t that a few too many for you?

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Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”