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A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.
When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates his frosty winnings to decorate both the anus and vagina. After which he proceeds to clean up his festive treat.
Oh Lord Jeffery, do you prefer icening before or after tea and scrumpets?
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Giving someoneâs bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.
When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.
Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.
I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.
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When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.
Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.
A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.
My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.
The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.
I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.