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Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.
I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!
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When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.
I had the best dessert ever yesterday!
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When a dude cums in a chick and she turns around and without showering has another dude unknowingly eat her out
She got his peace turnd around and gave another dude her dessert
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A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.
That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!
Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert
Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.
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the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex
The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.
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