Breeze Boy

A boy who is overtly wearing jeans that are too short for his legs, ankle swingers/jack-ups, to make some sort of fashion statement which has long passed its do-by-date - These batty boys are normally found roaming around Topshop or Urban Outfitters. When exposed to the open-air they find themselves suffering from wind between their bare ankles, hence the term "Breeze".

Gert: I've never seen such a strange creature, what is it called?

Coco: This rare and sometimes coy specimen is known as a Breeze Boy, their genetic code makes them immune to the effects of exposed ankles and the embarrasment that it is normally associated with.

Gert: What brave souls, May someone protect them on the streets of South London.

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