disadulation

A warning received as a result of failing to submit a disciplinary review to one’s immediate superior, particularly one regarding said superior itself, in which case it is referred to as a “full disadulation”.

This generally occurs if one person receives the equivalent of 120 demerits within the company, and no review has been submitted to the superior in question by the end of working hours.

Jim: “I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disadulation.”

Dwight: “What’s a dis... what’s that?”

Jim: “Oh, you don’t wanna know.”

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watermelon

Commonly used in SimGM's Kardashian Spoof.

It means "cool" or "awesome".

"So not watermelon."
"Oh my god, stop saying that. Watermelon will never catch on."
"You guys say it too!"
"I have never said that, Kim."
"Don’t listen to her, Khloe. She’s not watermelon."
"So not watermelon."

shotgun shack

The perfect place to go into existential dread over your unbelievably monotonous and average life, all while having a good ol' bop to some 80s tunes.

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

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Inconceivable!

It probably doesn’t mean what you think it means.

“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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