Familish

Term used to express love to those whom aren't exactly family, but feel like they are. Often used in groups of homo-sapiens whom have had a lot to drink. This word was formulated in Cromer, Norfolk during the boiling summer of 2016, in a very hot pub.

'Familish! That's us, mate!'
'Yeeer, blurry right you are, familish! Oops, sorry about that...'

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kleptointoxica

Noun

A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.

I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.

Kleptointoxica is an epidemic in the South and East of England, resulting in social media trolling of the patient and the rising number of sufferers going into rehab.

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Word interjected into sentences as a form of Tourette Syndrome, in that those afflicted cannot help it. Mostly used by teenagers and people on reality TV shows. Those afflicted seem to be oblivious. Sometimes used in conjunction with the word 'um', and usually involves extensive gesticulation.

''So like I was like really thirsty, so I like um went to get like a drink of water and like um totally stepped on my botox needle. OMG!'

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