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Raegan

Raegans are snarktastic and random. They have big personalities and you will either love them or hate them. Haters will call then a bitch. Blunt and straightforward with no time for drama. Big sloth energy. Does minimal amount of work to achieve the desired result. She is greedy and wants all the options. Her favorite color is rainbow. She’s into BDSM, and she goes both ways. Her answer to sex is yes. She’s pansexual/omnisexual and down with any and all LGBTQ+ that can fit on the bed. Seasoned partier and can hold her beer, but liquor may lead to an arrest. She might let you pet her, or she might bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Distracted by shiny things. Approach with caution. Prone to violence if name is verified by a comparison to a former president, King Lear’s Daughter, or the exorcist.

She unleashed the full fury of her inner Raegan when they told her her name was spelled incorrectly.

You need to use the word ‘gender’ instead of ‘sex’ or the Raegans will just say ‘yes.’

Is that bite mark a random Raegan tag?

by CodeNameMeow June 6, 2023