Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.

“Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”

Konami Code

When you fuck a person so hard, it’s unreal

“DUDE, I fucking Konami Coded her so hard last night, just up down, up down, left right, left right, a, b, start!”

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