Asswoofer

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Programming Zit

When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.

if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {

coding->squirm_in_discomfort();

}

else {

pop->that_bitch();

}

print "programming zit dealt with\n";

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Onside kick

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

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