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A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016


Bowel Pussy

A sexual term for an anus.

Aaron: Put it in my bowel pussy!

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016