A fact that few know about this beautiful substance is that MD actually stands for Mogen David, not Mad Dog.
Not that anybody actually cares what its true alias is; all that really matters is its splendid palette, subtle hints of artificial fruit and 13% alcohol content; a bottle being enough to slay a dragon.
This should most often be read out loud before cracking a bottle of the MD 20/20(copywritten):
20/20, Mogen Dee
I sure could go a bottle.
I think Iâll crack my shoesies on,
And off Iâll go-a-waddle.
Londis, Nisa, Aldiâs too,
Iâm sure they all sell Dave.
But can they give me what I want?
Itâs strawberreee I crave.
Mogen Davidâs what I need
But I.Dâs what I lack.
If this fine man asks me for I.D
His jaw is sure to get cracked!
âUno of your finest strawberreeeâ
I tell the fine man as he comes.
âHave you got I.D?â he asks me,
âOh no, itâs for my mum!â
âThe benefit of the doubt Iâll give you, But this be warned I tell.â
âBad deeds be done upon this stuff,
Youâre bound to go to hell!â
âBut no, dear man I think youâll find
That Iâm the Mogen master.â
âNow come with me, my dear old boy,
And let us get-a-plastered!â
So off we go to Bothwell Lane,
A nasty night ahead.
We stank the Mogen to the dregs,
And the poor old man drops dead.
Now sure enough Iâm damned to hell;
Man slaughterâs the name of the game.
But after cracking that bottle of joy,
Iâd sure do it all again!
And bound to hell as I may be,
Hellâs turned out to be terrific.
Dirty women, rock & roll,
And they all think Mogenâs the shiznic!
So crack that lid, breathe that scent,
Itâs certainly worth the do.
Mogen David is sure for everyone,
And chaps, this includes all of you.
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